Then my long term regular severed our relationship last week in a severe manner. I really don't want to cross paves with him again.
Everyone else in my pole/acrobat class is passing me up in their strength and talent. I'm afraid to practice at work because the pole is so slippery. I have insurance, but it's still not worth taking the risk. I practice at home every chance I get. But my housekeeping is suffering because of it.
Enough about my pity party. I will continue stories about my sordid past tomorrow.